Wednesday, May 2, 2012

DAMN YOU APARTMENT BABY

Warm weather is here at last and most people would be excited-Not this girl! I have anxiety over having an apartment baby of my very own. I have an irrational fear that one of our neighbors is going to come pounding on the door and harm us because of the 5 am screaming our apartment baby insists on doing lately.

This fear stems from my own hatred for apartment babies.

The summer we moved in we were wakened at 3 a.m. I would shake my fist and curse that baby and its awful parents for letting her cry. I swore I would NEVER have an apartment baby.
Karma is a funny thing!
I still wake up shaking my fist and cursing "DAMN YOU APARTMENT BABY!". The only difference is he is 10 steps away and I am that awful parent who has to go and get him back to sleep!

2 comments:

  1. Haahaa apartment baby!!But he's sweeter!

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  2. I, also, have an apartment baby. And I find I'm annoyed if anyone makes a sound after 8pm. I'm turning into a nagging old woman. Yikes!

    www.prippymama.blogspot.com

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